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    off 2 da theatre woot woot

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  • dean-y0w:

    1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a tongue war.

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    copy and paste yourself into my bed

    and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it

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    shift your way over to me now

    back the space between us

    and enter me

    i’m 600% done

    you can’t Esc

    MY FUCKIN COMMENT IS STILL THERE, I LOVE EVERYONE 

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  • Helpful Websites To Learn Languages

    les-langues-sont-ma-vie:

    French

    • http://www.laits.utexas.edu/fi/home - I absolutely love this website. It has everything!
    • http://french.speak7.com/ 
    • http://www.elanguageschool.net/
    • http://www.learnalanguage.com/
    • French word of the day: http://www.bitesizedlanguages.com/wod/r/french
    • https://conjuguemos.com/index.php
    • http://learn101.org/french.php
    • http://www.memrise.com/topic/french/wordlists/
    • http://lightandmatter.com/french/
    • http://go.hrw.com/gopages/wl-fr.html
    • Pronunciations: http://www.forvo.com/languages/fr/
    • http://www.learner.org/resources/series83.html#
    • http://oli.cmu.edu/
    • http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/french/mafrance/
    • http://www.rfi.fr/lfen/statiques/accueil.asp
    • Podcast: http://www.coffeebreakfrench.com/
    • http://www.newsinslowfrench.com/?gclid=CMPphb2SrKgCFQI8gwodRnvuHQ
    • French in Mali: http://wws.peacecorps.gov/wws/multimedia/language/lessons.cfm#french
    • http://www.miscositas.com/french.html
    • http://www.transparent.com/learn-french/
    • http://www.digitaldialects.com/French.htm
    • Phonetics: http://phonetique.free.fr/index.htm
    • http://www.verb2verbe.com/
    • Listening activities: http://frenchlingq.com/
    • http://ielanguages.com/french.html
    • http://www.realfrench.net/grammar/games.php 
    • http://www.languageguide.org/french/
    • http://goethe-verlag.com/tests/EF/EF.HTM
    • http://globegate.utm.edu/french/globegate_mirror/frlesson.html
    • http://www.parleremo.org/viewcatalog.php?catlang=fra
    • http://www.jump-gate.com/languages/french/french1.html

    German

    • http://www.dw-world.de/dw/0„9572,00.html -You have to register, but it’s a great way to learn German
    • http://userweb.port.ac.uk/~joyce1/abinitio/index.html 
    • http://www.deutsch-lernen.com/
    • http://www.fln.vcu.edu//menu.html
    • http://www.canoo.net/index_en.html
    • http://files.flageorgia.org/german/grammar/grammar.htm
    • http://www.ielanguages.com/German.html
    • http://www.parleremo.org/viewcatalog.php?catlang=deu
    • http://www.lsa.umich.edu/german/hmr/grammatik/index.html
    • http://learn-german-easily.com/index-basic-german
    • http://learn-to-speak-german.de/learn-with-songs
    • http://www.vorleser.net/
    • http://www.tagesschau.de/
    • http://german.speak7.com/
    • http://dict.leo.org/ende?lp=ende&lang=en&searchLoc=0&cmpType=relaxed&sectHdr=on&spellToler=&search=

    Italian

    • http://www.learnalanguage.com/learn-italian/
    • http://www.elanguageschool.net/
    • http://easy-italian.tumblr.com/
    • http://nativeitalian.tumblr.com/
    • Linguistic Map of Italy: http://les-langues-sont-ma-vie.tumblr.com/image/20541832214
    • Italian word of the day: http://www.bitesizedlanguages.com/wod/r/italian
    • http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/10-extraordinarily-useful-italian-phrases/
    • Audio, grammar, idioms, etc: http://www.oneworlditaliano.com/english/home.htm
    • Children’s books: http://www.ilnarrastorie.it/favole.famose/
    • http://www.zapitalian.com/
    • http://www.ielanguages.com/italian.html
    • http://www.poliglo.com/English/english.html
    • Newspaper: http://www.repubblica.it/
    • http://italian.about.com/od/lessons/tp/italian-language-lessons.htm
    • Children’s songs and rhymes: http://www.mamalisa.com/?p=824&t=ec&c=120
    • http://www.italianlanguageguide.com/
    • Culture: http://www.kwintessential.co.uk/resources/global-etiquette/italy-country-profile.html
    • http://twitter.com/italianlanguage
    • http://www.iluss.it/schede_gram_free.html
    • http://www.education.vic.gov.au/languagesonline/italian/italian.htm
    • https://conjuguemos.com/index.php
    • http://learn101.org/italian.php
    • http://www.memrise.com/topic/italian/wordlists/
    • Pronunciations: http://www.forvo.com/languages/it/
    • Podcast: http://radiolingua.com/shows/italian/one-minute-italian/
    • Podcast: http://radiolingua.com/shows/italian/my-daily-phrase-italian/
    • http://www.transparent.com/learn-italian/
    • http://www.digitaldialects.com/Italian.htm
    • http://www.ielanguages.com/italian.html
    • http://www.italianizeyourself.com/
    • http://www.languageguide.org/italian/vocabulary/
    • http://goethe-verlag.com/tests/EI/EI.HTM

    Spanish

    • http://www.lingolex.com/spanish.htm
    • http://www.123teachme.com/ - Has games, verb conjugations, text translator, grammar, quizzes, and more!
    • http://www.studyspanish.com/
    • http://spanish.speak7.com/
    • http://www.elanguageschool.net/
    • http://www.learnalanguage.com/
    • Spanish word of the day: http://www.bitesizedlanguages.com/wod/r/spanish
    • http://zachary-jones.com/zambombazo/
    • http://www.poliglo.com/English/english.html
    • https://conjuguemos.com/index.php
    • http://www.lingolex.com/spanish.htm
    • Games: http://www.quia.com/shared/spanish/
    • Newspapers: http://libguides.mit.edu/content.php?pid=146063&sid=1247903
    • http://www.spanishdict.com/
    • http://learn101.org/spanish.php
    • http://www.memrise.com/home/
    • http://www.memrise.com/topic/spanish/wordlists/
    • Phonetics: http://www.uiowa.edu/~acadtech/phonetics/#
    • Phonetics/Dialects in Spanish: http://www.uiowa.edu/~acadtech/dialects//#
    • Pronunciations: http://www.forvo.com/languages/es/
    • http://learner.org/series/destinos/
    • http://www.colby.edu/~bknelson/SLC/index.php
    • http://www.miscositas.com/spanish.html
    • http://www.codyscuentos.com/
    • http://radiolingua.com/shows/spanish/coffee-break-spanish/
    • http://www.transparent.com/learn-spanish/
    • http://www.digitaldialects.com/Spanish.htm
    • http://www.ielanguages.com/spanish.html
    • http://www.learn-spanish.co.il/
    • http://mld.ursinus.edu/~jarana/Ejercicios/index.html
    • http://www.todo-claro.com/
    • http://www.spanicity.com/
    • http://www.languageguide.org/spanish/vocabulary/
    • http://goethe-verlag.com/tests/ES/ES.HTM
    • http://learner.org/series/destinos/
    • http://www.spanishprograms.com/learning_module/tutorial_index.htm
    • http://www.expanish.com/free-spanish-study-guides.php
    • http://www.lingolex.com/accents.htm
    • http://www.codyscuentos.com/
    • http://www.spanishunlimited.com/
    • http://www.onlinefreespanish.com/

    Chinese

    • http://www.chinese-tools.com/learn/chinese - What I love about this site is the pinyin to character tool 
    • http://www.chinese-outpost.com/language/
    • http://www.csulb.edu/~txie/ccol/content.htm
    • http://www.sinosplice.com/learn-chinese
    • http://chinese.rutgers.edu/class_content_simplified_chinese/level1/class1-to-9/class1/short_en.htm
    • http://www.zapchinese.com/
    • http://www.yeschinese.org/learn-chinese/lesson-1-introduction-to-hanyu-pinyin/

    Thai

    • http://www.thai-language.com/lessons
    • http://www.thai2english.com/
    • http://www.linguanaut.com/english_thai.htm
    • http://learn-thai-podcast.com/thai-language/
    • http://www.into-asia.com/thai_language/
    • http://www.carla.umn.edu/LCTL/VPA/Thai/pages/home.htm
    • http://learningthai.com/
    • http://www.seasite.niu.edu/Thai/Beginning_Thai_I_review/index.html
    • http://www.thai-lessons.com/trivial_game.php
    • Music: http://www.ethaimusic.com/index.php

    Korean

    • http://www.voakorea.com/
    • http://www.learn-korean.net/
    • http://www.parleremo.org/viewcatalog.php?catlang=kor
    • http://wiki.galbijim.com/Hanja
    • http://animara.com/hanghoul/ - shoot zombies by translating hangul!!
    • http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/ko.htm 
    • http://langintro.com/kintro/toc.htm
    • http://www.genkienglish.net/speakkorean/
    • http://www.infocobuild.com/language/korean/korean.html-
    • http://linguanaut.com/english_korean.htm
    • http://www.lifeinkorea.com/Language/korean.cfm?Subject=writing
    • http://www.learn-korean.net/learn-korean-classes-listarticles-4.html
    • http://www.transparent.com/wotd/today/korean.html
    • http://rki.kbs.co.kr/learn_korean/lessons/e_index.htm
    • http://www.youtube.com/user/koreanclass101?feature=results_main
    • http://tunein.com/radio/Korean-g152/
    • Newspaper: http://chosun.com/
    • http://www.indiana.edu/~koreanrs/hangul.html
    • http://www.koreandictionary.net/
    • http://parksguide.blogspot.com.br/
    • http://korean.sogang.ac.kr/
    • http://ezcorean.com/korean_grammar/index.php?cfile=bb_index.php&subaction=vforum&home=grammar_forum

    Japanese

    • http://www.freejapaneselessons.com/
    • http://www.learn-japanese.info/
    • http://www.learnjapanesefree.com/
    • http://www.learnjapanese.com/ - Has slang expressions, grammar, common phrases, vocabulary and more
    • http://japanese-phrases.sakura.ne.jp/
    • http://www.manythings.org/japanese/
    • http://jisho.org/
    • http://www.saiga-jp.com/kanji_dictionary.html
    • http://www.learn-japanese-adventure.com/japanese-lessons.html
    • http://libguides.mit.edu/content.php?pid=146063&sid=1247899
    • http://www.jgram.org
    • http://www.iknow.co.jp
    • http://www.guidetojapanese.org
    • http://www.yamasa.cc/members/ocjs/kanjidic.nsf/SearchKanji3?OpenForm

    Greek

    • http://www.kypros.org/cgi-bin/lexicon - Greek to English, English to Greek Dictionary (Modern and Ancient Greek)
    • http://www.101languages.net/greek/basics.html
    • http://www.biblicalgreek.org/grammar/
    • http://users.forthnet.gr/agn/drennolds1/
    • http://gr.voanews.com/
    • http://www.ukindia.com/zip/zgk1.htm
    • http://www.textkit.com/
    • http://www.xanthi.ilsp.gr/filog/
    • http://mylanguages.org/learn_greek.php
    • http://www.e-radio.gr/
    • http://www.ibiblio.org/koine/greek/lessons/alphabet.html
    • http://greek-language.com/Alphabet.html

    ESL (English as a Second Language)

    • http://www.englishpage.com/
    • http://www.english-online.org.uk/course.htm
    • http://www.english-the-easy-way.com/Writing_English_ESL/Writing_English_ESL.htm
    • https://sites.google.com/site/marysenglishcourse/home
    • http://englishlearner.com/index.shtml
    • http://www.brainpopjr.com/
    • http://www.superteacherworksheets.com/index.html
    • http://learnenglish.britishcouncil.org/en/
    • http://www.ESLDesk.com/
    • http://www.zozanga.com/
    • http://www.englishclub.com/learn-english.htm

    Sign Language

    • www.aslpro.com
    • www.aslresource.com
    • http://www.asl.ms/

    Esperanto

    • http://en.lernu.net/
    • Newspapers: http://eo.mondediplo.com/, http://www.liberafolio.org/
    • http://www.kurso.com.br/index.php?en
    • http://en.lernu.net/lernado/index.php
    • http://esperantofre.com/edu/kino01a.htm
    • http://www.esperanto-panorama.net/vortaro/eoen.htm
    • http://esperantofre.com/eeo/EoDktA/GerdaA/GerdaVoA.htm
    • http://esperanto-usa.org/
    • http://donh.best.vwh.net/Esperanto/Literaturo/
    Russian

    • http://www.tasteofrussian.com/
    • http://speakrussian.blogspot.com/
    • http://wws.peacecorps.gov/wws/multimedia/language/lessons.cfm#russian
    • http://www.international.ucla.edu/languages/technology/podcasts/
    • http://www.ukindia.com/zip/zru1.htm
    • http://russophilia.wordpress.com/
    • http://www.golos-ameriki.ru/
    Arabic
    • http://i-cias.com/babel/arabic/index.htm
    • http://www.alrashidmall.com/learn-arabic.htm
    • http://www.searchtruth.com/arabic/lessons/unit1_writing.php
    • http://arabic.speak7.com/
    • http://mylanguages.org/learn_arabic.php
    • http://arabic.tripod.com/
    • http://www.daadlanguage.com/
    • http://www.madinaharabic.com/start_learning.html
    • http://omanpocketguide.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=67&Itemid=81
    • http://tunein.com/radio/Arabic-g135/
    • http://www.al-bab.com/arab/newspapers.htm
    • http://www.arabicgenie.com/arabicletters.html
    • http://www.arabic-alphabet.org/arabic-lessons/
    • http://www.internetpolyglot.com/lessons-en-ar
    • http://www.firdaous.com/en/0023.htm
    Norwegian
    • http://NorwegianLanguage.info/
    • http://www.stolaf.edu/depts/norwegian/grammar/grammar.html
    • http://www.apronus.com/norskaudio/samfunnslaere.htm
    • http://mylanguages.org/norwegian_alphabet.php-
    • http://www.freedict.com/onldict/nor.html
    • http://www.nrk.no/
    • Newspaper: http://www.aftenposten.no/
    • http://www.101languages.net/norwegian/vocabulary.html
    • http://iteslj.org/v/no/
    • http://norwegianlanguage.eu/2009/01/01/what-form-of-norwegian-to-learn-bokmal-or-nynorsk/
    Swedish
    • http://www2.hhs.se/isa/swedish/chap2.htm
    • http://www.onlineswedish.com/main.php
    • http://swedishalphabet.tripod.com/index.swf
    • http://www2.hhs.se/isa/swedish/chap9.htm
    • http://www.ielanguages.com/swedish.html
    • Newspaper: http://www.dn.se/
    • http://www.svtplay.se/
    • http://sverigesradio.se/
    • http://www.ectaco.co.uk/English-Swedish-Dictionary/
    Finnish
    • http://donnerwetter.kielikeskus.helsinki.fi/finnishforforeigners/parts-index.htm
    • http://yle.fi/vintti/yle.fi/supisuomea/sanasto/01.shtml
    • http://www.hs.fi/
    • http://watch.squidtv.net/europe/finland.html
    • http://www.fincd.com/
    • http://www.hei-finland.com/
    • http://www.hs.fi/english/extras/speakup
    • http://www.101languages.net/finnish/
    • http://www.oneness.vu.lt/
    • http://www.uuno.tamk.fi/
    • http://www.digitaldialects.com/Finnish.htm
    • http://mylanguages.org/finnish_alphabet.php
    • http://www.infopankki.fi/en-gb/finnish_on_the_internet/
    Polish
    • http://www.transparent.com/word-of-the-day/today/polish.html
    • http://www.transparent.com/learn-polish/proficiency-test.html
    • http://www.skwierzyna.net/polishwords.pdf
    • http://www.i-polish.com/
    • http://www.skwierzyna.net/polishshortstories.pdf
    • http://www.skwierzyna.net/polishgrammar.pdf
    • http://grzegorj.w.interia.pl/kurs/
    • http://onestoppolish.com/useful_polish_phrases.htm
    • http://polish.slavic.pitt.edu/
    • http://portalwiedzy.onet.pl/tlumacz.html?qs=bread&tr=ang-auto&x=0&y=0
    • http://www.listenlive.eu/poland.html
    • http://www.tvp.pl/strony/przegapiles-w-tv-zobacz-w-internecie
    Latin
    • http://www.cambridgescp.com/Lpage.php?p=clc%5Etop%5Ehome
    • https://conjuguemos.com/index.php
    • http://learn101.org/latin.php
    • Newspaper: http://www.vatican.va/archive/aas/index_en.htm
    • http://www.memrise.com/language/eng/lat/
    • Pronunciations: http://www.forvo.com/languages/la/
    • http://www.transparent.com/learn-latin/
    • http://ielanguages.com/latin1.html
    • http://www.textkit.com/latin_grammar.php
    • http://www.surfacelanguages.com/language/Latin
    • http://humanum.arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Wheelock-Latin/
    • http://www.hhhh.org/perseant/libellus/aides/allgre/
    • http://www.thelatinlibrary.com/alice.html
    • http://ancienthistory.about.com/cs/fun/
    • http://yle.fi/radio1/tiede/nuntii_latini/
    • http://www.linneyslatinclass.com/ghlectures.php
    • http://adamhoward.net/latin/latincomm.html
    • http://dictionaries.travlang.com/EnglishLatin/
    • http://www.ket.org/Education/latin/index.html
    • http://ablemedia.com/ctcweb/chifiles.html
    • http://www.textkit.com/
    • http://www.thelatinlibrary.com/classics.html
    • http://www2.hawaii.edu/~bender/latinex.html
    • http://www.classicsunveiled.com/romevd/html/game.html
    • http://www.classicsunveiled.com/romevd/html/vocabmain.html
    • http://www.linneyslatinclass.com/
    • http://web.uvic.ca/hrd/latin/wheelock/
    • http://archives.nd.edu/latgramm.htm
    • http://www.learnlatin.tk/

    General Language Sites

    • http://www.fodors.com/language/ - Has Spanish, French, Italian, German, Arabic, Chinese, and Japanese
    • http://www.omniglot.com/ - Has basic phrases in almost any language along with idioms and sayings
    • http://www.wordreference.com/ - Any language (French, Italian, Spanish, Russian, etc.) to English dictionary 
    • http://www.bbc.co.uk/languages/ - Basic phrases and vocab in French, Spanish, Greek, Chinese, German, Italian, and Portuguese. 
    • http://www.languagehelpers.com/ - Has Chinese, Czech, French, German, Latvian, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish
    • http://www.smartphrase.com/index.shtml -Has Italian, French, German, Spanish, Greek, Dutch, and Portuguese. Random phrase generator
    • http://www.101languages.net/vocabulary/vocabulary.html - Has Danish, Dutch, Finnish, French, German, Italian, Norwegian, Portuguese, and Spanish
    • http://www.livemocha.com/ - A few people have suggested this site, and it’s incredible. If you want to learn a language on your own, you need this. And it’s free! 
    • http://vinurminn.tumblr.com/post/15596816573/in-linguistics-a-filler-is-a-sound-or-word-that - Fillers in other languages. 
    • http://memrise.com/language/
    • http://www.lang-8.com/
    • http://www.elanguageschool.net/ - Has Arabic, Chinese, Dutch, French, German, Hindi, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, Turkish, and Vietnamese.
    • http://www.forvo.com/languages/ - EVERY LANGUAGE STUDENT SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS SITE!! Pronounces words by native speakers in these languages: English, German, French, Russian, Tatar, Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, Czech, Chinese, Swedish, Japanese, Finnish, Persian, Hungarian, Greek, Dutch, Korean, Polish, Turkish, Ukrainian, Romanian, Bulgarian, Catalan, Hindi, Wu, Danish, Cantonese, Hebrew, Bashkir, Irish, Esperanto, Galician, Norwegian (bokmål), Indonesian, Serbian, Latin, Interlingua, Lithuanian, Slovak, Icelandic, Croatian, Yiddish, Slovenian, Occitan, Belorussian, Thai, Ancient Greek, Vietnamese, Afrikaans, Lombard, Kurdish, Tagalog, Asturian, Latvian, Welsh, Breton, Basque, Azerbaijani, Tamil, Sanskrit, Sicilian, Bosnian, Armenian, Estonian, Malay, Bengali, Neapolitan, Georgian, Klingon, Min Nan, Scottish Gaelic, Kabardian, Scots, Macedonian, Marathi, Faroese, Chuvash, Lakota, Swiss German, Bavarian, Zazaki, Mongolian and Swahili and many more.
    • http://www.internetpolyglot.com/mainMenu.html - Has English, Spanish, French, Chinese, German, Japanese, Italian, Dutch, Russian, Portuguese, Korean, Greek, Arabic, Hebrew, Thai, Latin, Hindi, Polish, Tagalog, Swedish, Romanian, Norwegian, Turkish, Finnish, Farsi, Danish, Indonesian, Czech, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Amharic, Swahili, Bulgarian, and Croatian.
    • http://www.engoi.com/en/index.html - Has Greek, Czech, Turkish, Romanian, Polish, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch and Swedish.
    • http://www.babelnation.com/  - Has French, German, Italian, Portuguese, and Spanish.

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